This is ridiculous.
I'm a grown woman.
WHAT IS MY FREAKING PROBLEM???
Apparently my problem is that I am a prude. True story. I can't write a sex scene without a very large dose of Liquid Courage.
My drug of choice?
I am now just a little tipsy, but MAN is that scene HAWT.
I am still ever so slightly embarrassed and I'm not entirely sure if my rosy cheeks are from blushing or the alcohol. This is what happens when you're raised in a nice, conservative, religious family.
Obviously these adjectives no longer apply to me.
Now excuse me while I go email my mother and tell her she's not allowed to read my books.