No. Seriously. Based on symptoms it's either appendicitis or the plague.
Granted, based on the petri dish of an office I work in, stomach bug's more likely.
But if you see me staggering down the street looking like I just munched somebody's brains, do me a favor. Do not pass go. Do not collect the Twinkies. Just put me out of my misery.
Deal?
Look on the bright side. Dying is a good way to boost sales.
ReplyDeleteComing back from the dead would be even better. Given your subject matter I imagine that would boost sales even further.
A word other than "silver lining" might have to be used, though.
Unfortunately sky-rocketing sales will have to wait. Feeling much better this morning and definitely NOT dead.
ReplyDeleteSigh.
Guess I'll have to stick with the silver lining.